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Dipper: Ah, somar brek...

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Yu want chiz .
Woman: Sure, Hank.

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Wan tɛm fɔ lɛzi, .
Rikrɛshɔn, .

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En takin' 'er easy...

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Unless yu na mi.

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AAAAH!!!

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( de ala ) .

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( Krio Growling ) .

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I de kam nia!

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( grɔmbul ) .

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Mi nem na Dipper.

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Di gyal we de kam fɔ puke .
na mi sista Mabel.

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Yu go de wɔnda wetin .
Wi de du in a golf cart .

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Fɔ rɔnawe pan wan krichɔ .
di ɔra we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ imajin.

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AAAH!

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Loaahh!t!

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( dɛn ɔl tu de ala )

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Rɛst assured, .
Na wan pafɛkt wan .
Lɔjik Ɛksplen.

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**

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Dipper: Mek wi riwind.

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Ɔltin bigin .

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We wi mama ɛn papa disayd .
Wi kin yuz sɔm fresh ɛya.

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Dɛn ship wi go ɔp na di nɔt
Na wan tɔŋ we de slip .

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we dɛn kɔl Gravity Falls, Ɔrigɔn,

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fɔ de na wi Gret-Ɔnkul dɛn .
Put am na di bush.

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Dis attik na wɔndaful tin!

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Check out ol mi splinters!

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Baaa!

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En der’s
Wan got na mi bed.

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Hey, padi.

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O! Yes, yu kin kip .
Chew pan mi sweta.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Mi sista bin de tink se i de luk .
Na di brayt sayd fɔ tin dɛn.

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Yay! gras!

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Bɔt a bin de gɛt prɔblɛm .

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fɔ yus to .
Wi nyu say dɛn we de arawnd wi.

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AAAAH!

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Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hae!

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ɛn afta dat bin .
wi Gret-Ɔnkul Stan--

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Na dat guy.

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Aha ha ha ha---

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( kɔf, chok )
I bin fayn fɔ am.

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Wi ɔnkul bin dɔn chenj .
In os insay wan turis trap .

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I kɔl di mistɛri shak.

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Di rial mistɛri na bin .
Wetin mek ɛnibɔdi kam.

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Ladies ɛn jentlman dɛn, .
Luk----

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Di Sascrotch!

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Oh, mi gosh!

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ɛn gɛs udat .
bin gɛt fɔ wok de.

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( Soh!S ) .

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Nɔ tɔch yu at .
Di tin dɛn we dɛn de sɛl!

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I bin luk laik se na gonna bi .
Di sem boring routine .

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Ɔl di sɔm,

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Te wan fateful de...

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I de luk am.
I de luk am!

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Uh...

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"Yu laik mi?

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"Yes. Definitely.

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Rili"?

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I Riggmabel, .

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I know yu de go tru .
Yu ol "boy krayzi" faz, .

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Bɔt a tink se yu de .
Kind of overdoing am .
Wit di "kray" pat.

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Wetin?!
(Blɔw Raspɛri)

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Kam on, Dipper!

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Dis na wi fɔs sɔmda .
away frɔm os.

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Na mi big chans fɔ gɛt .
Wan epik somar romans.

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Yeah, bot yu nid tu flirt
Wit evri gyal yu mit?

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Mi nem na Mabel, .
Bɔt yu kin kɔl mi .
Di gyal we yu de drim bɔt.

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A de jok!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Oh, mi gosh, .
Yu laik turtles?

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A lɛk tɔl dɛn bak.
Wetin de apin ya?

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Kam wan, kam ɔl, .

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to di matres prins in .
Kiŋdɔm fɔ sev mɔni!

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(Wispa dɛn)
Tek mi witaaah!

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Mock ol yu want, broda,

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Bɔt a bin gɛt gud filin .
Na lɛk dis sɔmma.

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A nɔ go sɔprayz .
If di man of mi drim .

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waka tru da domɔt de .
naw naw.

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( Bɛlching ) .

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O! O! Nɔto gud tin. Ow.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hae!

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Nɔ bad,
Luk layf layf wan, pipul dɛn.

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A nid pɔsin fɔ go .
Hammer up dis sayn dem in .
Di spooky pat of di forest.

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Uh, tu no bi am.

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Nobodi ask yu, soos.

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A no, ɛn a de .
Komfotabl wit dat.

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Wendy! I nid yu .
Fɔ put dis sayn ɔp!

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A go du am, bɔt a--uhh--
No kin--uhh--rich am.

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I'd faya ol of una .
If a bin ebul.

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Ol rait, mek wi mek am .
Eeny-meeny-Miny--

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O! wetin?

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Grunkle Stan,
Eni taim we a de na dem wud .
A fil se dɛn de wach mi.

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A de tel yu,

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Somtin weird de go on .
Na dis tɔŋ.

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Jɔs tide mi mɔskito bayt .
we dɛn spɛl "Beware."

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Dat se "Biwɔb."

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Luk, kid, di ol
"Mɔnsta dɛn na di Fɔrɛst" tin .
na jɔs lokal lɛjɛnd .

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Drummed up by guys laik mi
fɔ sɛl mɛrch to man dɛn lɛk dat.

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( De laf )

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So quit being .
So paranoid!

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( Sighs ) .

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( Wind wisɛl ) .

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Ugh, we de na di wɔl. Grunkle Stan we de na di wɔl.

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Nɔbɔdi nɔ ɛva biliv .
Enitin we a se.

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( Metalhuh?klank )

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( Klank klank )

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( Hinges Creak ) .

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( Machinbaaa!Hirring )

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Wetin di----?

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"I at fɔ biliv .
I dɔn tek siks ia .
frɔm we a bigin fɔ stɔdi .

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Di Strenj .
ɛn wɔndaful sikrit dɛn .
di graviti fɔdɔm, Ɔrigɔn."

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Wetin na ɔl dis?

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"I nɔ fayn fɔ no se, mi saspekshɔn dɛn .
dɔn kɔnfyus.

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"Dem de wach mi.

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"A fɔ ayd dis buk .
Bifo i fɛn am.

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Mɛmba, insay graviti fɔl, .
Nobodi no de we yu fit trost."

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Nobodi yu kin trust...

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AAAH!!

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Wetincha ridin'?
Sɔm nerd tin?

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Uh--uh--na natin.

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"Uh-uh--na natin."

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( Laughs ) Wetin? We yu
Akchuali no gonna sho mi?

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Uh...

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Mek wi go somwe prayvet.

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I rili wɔndaful!

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Grunkle Stan bin se.
I bin de bi paranoid, .

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Bɔt akɔdin to dis buk, .
Gravity Falls gɛt dis
sikrit dak sayd.

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Whoa! sɛt mɔt!

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Ɛn gɛt dis:
Afta wan patikyula pɔynt, .

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Di pej dɛn jɔs stɔp, .

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lek di guy we bin de rait am .
misteriously disappear.

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Udat na dat?)

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Wel, taim fo spil di bins.

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Brop we dɛn de yuz fɔ mek di pikin dɛn. binch dɛn.

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Dis gyal don get deit.
Whoo whoo!

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Mek a get dis strait.

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Na di af awa a bin dɔn go .
Yu don fain boifren?

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Wetin a go se?

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I guess ai iz jus
I nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp!

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( Dooh!ɛl )

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De kam!

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Wetin yu rid de de,
Slioh!

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I bin jus catchin' up on,
Uh...

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"Gold Chains for Old Man .
Dat na gud isyu.

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Mabel: Hey, famili!

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Say hello to .
Mi nyu bɔyfrɛn!

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'Sup?

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Aw i de hangin'.

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Wi bin mit na di simɛstri.
I rili dip.

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OOH! Na smɔl mɔsul dɛn de de.

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Wetin--
Na big big sɔprayz.

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So wetin na yu nem?

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Uh...nɔmal...man!

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I min "Norman."

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Yu de blɔd, Nɔman?

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Na jam i de jam.

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O! A lɛk jam!

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Luk dis!

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So, yu wan go hol hans
Ɔ...wetin?

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O! Oh, mi gudnes.
( Giggling ) .

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Nɔ wet fɔ go ɔp!

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( Kapsay,
Glass Breaking ) .

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Dipa:
Sɔntin bin de bɔt .
Norman dat no bin rait.

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A disayd fɔ go to .
Di Jɔnal...

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"Dɛn sabi am fɔ dɛn pale skin .
ɛn bad abit dɛn, .

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"Dis krichɔ dɛm .
Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin mistek fɔ...
Tinja dɛn?!

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"Beware Gravity Falls's
Nefarious...

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( Gasps ) .

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( tɛnda krash ) .

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'Sup?

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...Zombie!"
(we de sho di sem tin)

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Sɔmbɔdi bin se "Krɔmbi"?
Wetin na dat, "Krɔmbi"?

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I nɔ ivin bi wɔd.
Yu de losin' yu maind.

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( Grunting ) .

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( Grunting ) .

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A lɛk yu.

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Oh, no! Mabel na Mabel!

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Nɔ! Nɔ, na Mabɛl!
Watuhh!ut yu de go!

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AAAAH!

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Uhh we de na di Uhh.

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Daisies?

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Yu Scallywag!

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na mi sista rili .
Dating a zombie, .

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Ɔ a jɔs de go nat?

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Na wan dilema, .
Fɔ tru.

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I nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt a bin de yɛri yu .
we de tɔk lawd wan to yusɛf .
Na dis ɛmti rum.

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Soos, yu don si
Mabel in bɔyfrɛn.

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I go gɛt fɔ bi .
Wan zombie, nɔto so?

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Ehh. Ɔmɔs bren .
Yu bin si di man de it?

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Luk, dude, a biliv yu.

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A de ɔltɛm notis .
Weird stuff in dis taun.

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Lɛk di pɔsin we de sɛn di mɛyl? Pretty sure .
Dat dude na werewolf.

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Bot yu gotta get evidens.

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Otherwise pipul ar gonna tink
Yu na Major League .
Cuckoo klok.

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As ɔltɛm, soos, .
Yu de rayt.

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Mi sɛns na ɔl tu blɛsin .
ɛn wan swɛ.

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Stan: Soos!
Di tɔylɛt dɛn we dɛn kin kɛr go .
dɛn dɔn klɔg bak!

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Dɛn nid mi ɔdasay.

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Mi sista kin gɛt prɔblɛm.

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Na bin tɛm fɔ gɛt .
Sɔm pruf dɛn.

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( Grunting we tan lɛk zombie )

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AAUUGGH!

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( Grunting ) .

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( Kapsay,
Woman de ala ) .

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( ɔl tu de laf )

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AAAH!

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AAUGGH!

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( ɔl tu de laf)

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A bin dɔn si inof.

209
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,626
Mabel, wi don gotta .
Tɔk bɔt Nɔman.

210
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,163
Nɔto in na di bɛst?
Check out dis jayant .
Smooch Mark i gi mi!

211
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,032
Ha ha ha!

212
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:03,003
gullible we de na di wɔl. Na bin jɔs .
wan aksidɛnt wit .
Di lif blowa.

213
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,741
( LKISSING PRAKTIS!G )

214
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,910
MMM...mmm...

215
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,745
AAH! Ɔf am ɔf!

216
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,180
Ɔf am ɔf!

217
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,949
Nɔ! Mabel, lisin.

218
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:21,088
A de trai foh tel yu .
dat Norman nɔ de .
Wetin i tan lɛk!

219
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,124
( gasps ) Yu tink se
I kin bi vampaya?

220
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,959
Dat go rili wɔndaful!

221
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,094
Gɛs bak, Sista.

222
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,929
Saaah!M!

223
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,030
Oh, wet fɔ di wan dɛn we de wok. Mi na--
A sɔri.

224
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,199
Wan zombie?

225
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,801
Dat nɔto fɔni, .
Dipper na di wan we de wok.

226
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:34,968
A nɔ de jok!

227
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,938
Ɔltin de ad pan am:
Di blɔd we de kɔmɔt, di limp--

228
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,674
I nɔ de ɛva blink!
Yu dɔn notis dat?

229
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,043
Maybe i de blink .
Wen yu de blink.

230
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,946
Mabel, mɛmba
Wetin di buk bin se .
Na bɔt graviti de fɔdɔm?

231
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,447
"Trɔs Nɔbɔdi"!

232
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,918
Wetin bɔt mi, huh?
Wetin mek yu nɔ go ebul fɔ abop pan mi?

233
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:51,952
Bemabel!!

234
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,921
Na gon gona gona
It yu bren!

235
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,422
Dipper, lisin to mi.

236
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,991
Mi ɛn Nɔman de go .
Na wan de we dɛn rayt am na fayv oklɔk, .

237
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:02,029
En mi gonna bi adorable,
En e go bi drim.

238
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,897
En ai no gonna
Mek yu ruin am-bɔt--

239
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,734
wit wan pan yu .
Krayzi kɔnspɛkt dɛn!

240
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,070
Ohh we dɛn bin de du. Wetin a go du?

241
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,806
( Klɔk Ɔwl Hoots, .
Doorbell rings ) .

242
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,041
De kam!

243
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,877
Hey, Nɔman.
Aw a go luk?

244
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,847
Shayn!

245
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,149
Yu sabi wetin fɔ tɔk ɔltɛm!

246
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,987
Soos na di rayt tin.

247
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,723
A nɔ gɛt ɛni rial pruf.

248
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:33,026
I guess I kin bi kain of .
Paranoid sɔm tɛm, ɛn--

249
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,094
wet! wetin?!

250
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,733
AAAH! A bin rayt!
Oh, mi Gɔd!

251
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,870
Oh, mi Gɔd! Grunkle Stan!
Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!

252
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,505
ɛn na ya wi gɛt .
"Rock dat luks
lɛk fes" Rɔk--

253
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,274
Di rok dat .
Luk laik a fes.

254
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,010
Nɔ, i tan lɛk fes.

255
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,780
Na wan rok .
Dat tan lɛk fes!

256
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,882
( Panting ) Ova ya!
Grunkle Stan!

257
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,084
fɔ di fayv tɛm, .
I nɔto rial fes!

258
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,152
GRRRR!!!

259
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,090
Fɔ dɔn, na wi wangren de.

260
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,126
Yes... yu wan.

261
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,095
Stan! Stan!

262
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,596
Wendy! Wendy!

263
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:14,802
A nid fɔ .
borrow di golf cart so a kin .
Sev mi sista frɔm wan zombie!

264
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:18,839
Tray nɔ fɔ hit .
Ɛnibɔdi we de waka na rod.

265
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,174
( Taya dɛn we de skreech, .
Rivas gia alarm biping ) .

266
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,976
Dude, na mi, soos.

267
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,178
Tɛnki. fɔ di zombie dɛn.

268
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,948
ɛn dis na fɔ mek shɔ se
Yu si wan piг‘ata.

269
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,117
Uh...Tɛnki?

270
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,219
Better sef pas sorry!

271
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,988
(Grunts) Mable, .

272
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,157
Naw we wi dɔn gɛt .
fɔ no wisɛf, .

273
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,325
Na...(Exhales)...

274
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,795
Somtin dey
A fɔ tɛl yu.

275
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,564
Oh, Nɔman!
Yu kin tɛl mi ɛnitin!

276
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,867
( Tink ):
Duya una bi vampaya,
Duya una bi vampaya.

277
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,302
Ɔl rayt, jɔs--
Jus no freak out, okay?

278
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,972
Jɔs--jɔs kip yu maynd opin.
Bi kul.

279
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,313
Dis na weird?
Dis tu weird?

280
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,082
Yu nid fɔ sidɔm?

281
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,084
R-Rayt. A go ɛksplen.

282
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:08,155
So, wi na gnomes, fɔs ɔf,
Get dat wan out of de way.

283
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,023
Mi na Jeff,

284
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,592
ɛn na ya wi gɛt .
Carson, Stivin,

285
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,227
Jason ɛn--

286
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,129
A sɔri,
A kin fɔgɛt yu nem ɔltɛm.

287
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,831
ShmeBulock we de na di wɔl.

288
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,200
ShmeBulock we de na di wɔl. Yɛs!

289
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,135
Stil,
Long stori shɔt, .

290
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:26,039
US gnomes don bi .
Luk fɔ wan nyu kwin.
Rayt, guys?

291
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,042
Ɔl:
kwin! kwin!

292
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,078
Heh! So whaddya se?

293
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,117
Will yu join wi
Na Holi Matri-gnome-y?

294
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,986
Matri-- matri- mony?

295
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,854
BLEAHH!
Nɔ ebul fɔ tɔk tide.

296
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,223
(Inhales) Luk...

297
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,126
A sorry, guys,
Yu rili swit,

298
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,329
Bat mi na gyal pikin .
En yu ar Gnomes

299
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,631
En e bi laik, "Wetin?!"

300
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,967
Yikes, we de na di wɔl.

301
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:58,205
Wi ɔndastand.
Wi nɔ go ɛva fɔgɛt yu,
Mabel bin de na di wɔl.

302
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,140
Bicos wi gonna gonna
Kidnaphuh?!

303
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,209
( Gnomes Roar, .
Mabel de ala ) .

304
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,014
Dipper: No wori, Mabel!
A go sev yu frɔm da zombie de!

305
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,615
Mabel: Ɛp!!!!

306
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,317
Ol!

307
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,157
Di mɔ yu de tray tranga wan, .
Di mɔ we dis na fɔ mek dis .
Gonna bi fo evribodi.

308
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,027
jɔs--ha ha!--Okay,
Jus get her arm der,
Stivin.

309
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,195
AAH! Lɛf mi!

310
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,365
Uhh----

311
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,170
Wetin di heck .
Na goin' on ya?!

312
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,905
( HAAH!S ) .

313
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,374
Dipper! Norman bin tɔn aut .
Fɔ bi wan bɔnch gnomes!

314
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,176
En dey ar total jerks!

315
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,077
uhh, yu go dey! ia! Ia!

316
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:41,048
gnome dɛn? Huh bin de na di wɔl.
I bin de way off.

317
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,917
"Gnomes. Smɔl man dɛn .
di graviti de fɔdɔm fɔrɛst.

318
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,318
"Weaknesses:" we dɛn nɔ no.

319
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,254
Oh, kam on!

320
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,322
Eh! Eh!
Lɛf mi sista!

321
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,259
O! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hae. Hey dey!
Um, ya no, .

322
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,262
Dis na ɔl rili jɔs .
wan big misɔndastandin, .
Ya Si?

323
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,930
Yu sista nɔ de pan denja--

324
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,365
She iz jus merry
Wi ɔl wan tawzin pan wi .

325
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,201
ɛn bi wi gnome kwin .
Fɔ ɔl di tɛm we go de sote go.

326
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,335
No bi dat rait, oni?

327
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,072
Una na bɔt-fes!

328
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,240
Gi am bak rayt naw,
Ɔ ɔdasay!

329
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,376
Yu tink se yu kin .
Stɔp wi, bɔy?

330
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,345
Yu nɔ gɛt ɛni aydia bɔt wetin .
Wi dey capable of.

331
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,148
Di gnomes na .
Wan pawaful rays!

332
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,217
Nɔ trifl wit di--

333
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,952
AAAAH!

334
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,388
( ala ) .

335
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,490
I de get away .
Wit wi Kwin!

336
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,958
Nɔ, nɔ, nɔ!!!

337
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:25,925
Sit bɛlt.

338
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,364
Yu don mes wit
Di rɔng krichɔ dɛn, bɔy.

339
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,268
Gnomes of di fɔrɛst...
Assemble!

340
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,249
Ɔri! bifo dɛn .
Kam afta wi!

341
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,250
A nɔ go wɔri bɔt am.

342
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,353
Yu si dɛn smɔl smɔl leg dɛn?
Suk dɛn na smɔl smɔl tin dɛn.

343
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,388
( Lawd stomping .
In distans ) .

344
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,426
Dang we de na Dang.

345
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,197
Ol rait, timwok, guys!
Lɛk aw wi bin de praktis.

346
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,333
( Roaring ) .

347
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,400
Muv. muv!

348
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,369
( Roaring ) .

349
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,175
Jɛf gnome:
Komit de kam klos!n!

350
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,776
( Roeh!ng )

351
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,578
Yahh bin de!

352
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,982
( Ivl laf ) .

353
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,418
Brahh!!

354
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,587
(ShmeBulock!)

355
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,291
( Skrich ) .

356
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,425
A go sev yu, Dipper!

357
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,362
Uh! Ow! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

358
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,363
UH!!!

359
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,298
( groans ) .

360
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,400
Nɔ tɔk bɔt am.

361
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,337
Yahh bin de!

362
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,174
Luk na do!

363
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,342
( dɛn ɔl tu de ala )

364
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,183
( Dɛn tu de kray ) .

365
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,119
Stay bak, man!

366
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,354
( Roaring ) .

367
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,589
( de ala ) .

368
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,557
Wea Grunkle Stan de?

369
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,426
Luk!

370
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,129
Di wɔl in mɔs .
Di tin we de ambɔg yu!

371
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,431
Jɔs tray fɔ luk away----
Yu nɔ go ebul!

372
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,335
A nɔ ebul ivin mɛmba .
Wetin a bin de tɔk bɔt.

373
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,604
Jɛf gnome:
Na di ɛnd fɔ .
Di layn, pikin dɛn.

374
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,407
Mabel, mared wi bifo .
Wi de du sɔntin we kray!

375
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,475
Na gotta bi .
Wan we fɔ kɔmɔt pan dis!

376
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,412
I gowhat?! I.

377
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,480
Mabel, no du dis!
Yu de kray?

378
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,449
TrWat?!.

379
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,619
Dipper, jɔs dis wan tɛm...
Trust mi.

380
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:40,260
Ɔl rayt, Jɛf,
A go go de wit dog!ou.

381
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,230
Ɛp mi dɔŋ de, Jasin.
Tɛnki. Andy, na di lɛft fut, .

382
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,632
Na de wi de go, .
Wach dɛn finga dɛn de, Mayk.

383
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,402
Ehh? Ehh?

384
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,373
Bada-Bing, Bada-bam, yu go de!

385
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,375
Naw mek wi get yu bak
Insay di fɔrɛst, ɔni!

386
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,377
Yu kin kis di yawo naw.

387
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,480
Wel, uh,
No min if a du am.

388
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,652
( Blaah!g )

389
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,488
Hey, wait wan minit!
AHH-AAHH--

390
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,359
Whoa! Whoa!
W-wetin de go on?

391
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,526
AAH! AAAH!

392
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,396
Dat na fɔ lay to mi!

393
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,365
Dat na fɔ brok mi at!

394
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,866
Ow! Mi fes!

395
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,603
ɛn th na fɔ .
Mesing wit mi brɔda!

396
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,605
Wanna du thon tri.

397
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,574
Wan, tu, tri!

398
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,546
A go...get yu bak
Fo dis!!!!!

399
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,347
( Ɔl di wan dɛn we de ala ala )

400
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,416
Udat de gi oda?
A nid ɔda dɛn!

401
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,286
Mi ( blowing )red!

402
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,620
Ɛni ɔda pɔsin want sɔm?

403
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,589
( blow ) .

404
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,893
( whimpering ) .

405
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,295
Baaaa!

406
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,565
Hey, Dipper, we de na di wɔl. I, um, .

407
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,701
A sorry fo .
Fɔ ignore yu advays.

408
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,903
Yu rili bin jɔs .
Luk fɔ mi.

409
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,507
Oh, no bi laik dat.
Yu bin sev wi buts bak de.

410
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,709
I guess ai jus sad
Dat mi fɔs bɔyfrɛnd .

411
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,677
Turn out tu bi
Wan bɔnch gnomes.

412
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,181
Luk na di brayt sayd--
Maybe di neks wan .
go bi wan vampaya.

413
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,483
( Laf ) .
Yu jos de tok so.

414
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,452
Awkward brɔda ɔ sista ɔg?

415
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,321
Awkward brɔda ɔ sista ɔg.

416
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,456
Pat Pat we de na di wɔl.

417
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,525
( Ɛntri Bɛl Ring dɛn )

418
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,328
Sheesh! Una tu get hit .
bay wan bɔs ɔ sɔmtin'?

419
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,362
AHA!

420
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,599
Uh, hey, yu, yu, yu, yu, yu dey!

421
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,268
W-yu no go sabi am?

422
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,703
Um, I aksidɛntli .
ovastɔk sɔm invɛntari, .

423
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:34,541
So how’s about each of una .
Tek wan tin frɔm di gift shɔp .
Na di os?

424
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,476
Wetin na di kech?

425
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,347
Di catch na du am .
Bifo a chenj mi maynd.
Naw tek sɔntin.

426
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,482
OOOH! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

427
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,420
Ehh. dat na oughta .
Du di trik.

428
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,423
Ɛn a go gɛt wan...

429
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,359
Grappling huk!

430
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,396
Wouldn't yu rather hav .
Wan dɔl ɔ sɔntin?

431
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,534
GrfAir inaf.!

432
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,536
( De laf )

433
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,574
"Dis journal tel mi se na de .
Nobodi in graviti falls

434
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,509
"A bin ebul fɔ trɔst am.

435
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,344
"Bɔt we yu fɛt .
Wan ɔndrɛd Gnome dɛn .

436
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,512
"sayd-bay-sayd wit pɔsin,

437
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,516
Yu rialize se dɛn dɔn .
Probably olwes get yu bak."

438
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,518
Hey, Mabel, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn.
Yu go ebul fɔ gɛt di layt?

439
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,652
A de pan am.

440
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,622
I bin wok!

441
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,525
Dis grapling huk dem...

442
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,794
Dipper: Wi ɔnkul bin tɛl wi
Natin nɔ bin de we strenj .
Na bɔt dis tɔŋ.

443
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,263
Bɔt udat sabi .
Wetin Ɔda Sikrit dɛn .

444
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,332
Yu de wet fɔ mek dɛn nɔ lɔk am?

445
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,766
( Biping ) .

446
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,614
AAAH!

447
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,549
BLEAHH...

448
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,017
EAHHH....

449
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,685
EAHHHH...

450
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,687
EAHHH....

451
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,689
EAHHHH...

452
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,558
EAHHH....

453
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,427
EAHHHH...

454
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,362
EAHHH....

455
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,730
EAHHHH...

456
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,698
EAHHH....

457
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,567
EAHHHH...

458
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,701
EAHHH....

459
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,736
EAHHHH bin de na di wɔl.